Monday, July 19, 2010

Sarah's Shakespearean Salad

(a gentle parody)


O heartland mamas
and grizzles all!
Refudiate the wee-weed plan
to mosque new catastrophes
at the zero-ground --
The heartland!

But living language! --
too raw! Too real! It stabs
you in the heart!
Got to celebrate!
Coin it!
Refudiate!

Peaceful, raw New Yorkers all,
and citizens of the world:
A mosque to the living!
A mosque to the dead!
A mosque to our love
of words in the raw!
Begone, misunderestimation!
Arise and refudiate!


AnAngelia Thompson, "Celebrate Diversity"


~ with thanks to The Daily Irritant for the inspiration! ~

8 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Ha ha, "refudiate" is my new favourite word. Looks like Sarah Palin is carrying on George W. Bush's fine tradition of mangling the English language!

Sherry Peyton said...

Oh well done, well done! That woman is an idiot!

Lisa said...

Hilarious! I just wish Sarah was satire and not for real.

nonnie9999 said...

you have to wonder when she'll finally admit to herself that we're laughing at her, not with her.

Jaliya said...

@nonnie, I don't think she ever will. She appears to have no sense of self-reflection ...

I've been swinging between snorts, snuffles and chortles over the beyond-tossed salad that the woman makes out of language, and real concern about the ascendance of stupidity in the culture. Palin seems to have become Mass Stupidity's mascot.

PENolan said...

All I have to say is Stupid is as Stupid does - but sheesh, that woman is stupid. And people keep PAYING her to say this shit.
Sheesh.

Meanwhile - I gave you a little bloggy award. Think of it as a postcard

Jaliya said...

Stupid pays for Stupid spews, eh??

PENolan ... thanks for the ray of sunshine xoxo

Jaliya said...

Uh-oh ... I feel another Sarah-salad coming on! ... this one pairing up our syntactical sinner with the irrepressible Dr. Laura for some naughty and *naughting* wordplay with the letter N!

@PENolan: "... people keeping PAYING her to say this shit." Amen to that, sister. In related news, I read today that (Barf bag! O barf bag -- Where art thou?) Justin Bieber's *snort* autobiography was released today.

I need to go barf now ... 'bye ...
;-D

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